January 31, 2010
Dion Phaneuf and J.S. Giguere Traded to Toronto
January 29, 2010
Fantasy Hockey: 50 Game Checkup
The time has come. Much too soon for hockey fans, every team in the NHL has played 50 games. The guru is here to offer his take on the season from a fantasy perspective and gauge the value of players as we lead up to the Olympics.
January 25, 2010
Apology From the Guru
Allow me to start by saying I am terribly sorry that seven long days passed without me endowing you with the guru's infinite wisdom. I understand that you, my devoted followers (Click the link on the sidebar to follow me!), have difficulty getting through the day without the guru’s frequent insight. In the event that the guru is ever unable to bestow his knowledge upon you, I encourage you to click the newest link on the sidebar "Guru Withdrawal Hotline." This will take you to a place where people will help you deal with your content abatement. Hopefully this extended withdrawal will not occur again. Let me assure you that the guru has been occupied with urgent matters, the likes of which would blow your mind.
But he has a special gift to offer in hopes of softening the devastation his absence has caused. Fully aware that he is jeopardizing his Man Card, the guru has composed a song to the rhythm of Taylor Swift's recent hit, "Love Story." Please enjoy the prelude leading up to the song.
January 24, 2010
NFC Championship
AFC Championship
January 16, 2010
NFC Divisional Round
January 14, 2010
Ovechkin-Downie Incident
A lot of controversy has been raised over the incident involving Russian superstar Alexander Ovechkin and Steve Downie. As any true hockey fan will tell you, this should not be. It was an ideal example, executed perfectly by all three members, of what to do when a scrapper gets in the face of a superstar.
January 12, 2010
AFC Divisional Round
January 11, 2010
Image of the Week
January 8, 2010
2009 Pittsburgh Steelers: R.I.P.
From the euphoria of the 2008 Super Bowl win to the dejection of a playoff-free 2009 season, the Steelers now look to the future; and it’s tough. A major overhaul is looming, a portion of which has already been played out. Offensive line coach Larry Zierlein and special teams coordinator Bob Ligashesky have been relieved of their duties. Termination rumors surround offensive coordinator Bruce Arians, now quietly writing his memoirs.
For the Steelers, it looks as though they moved away from their historic game plan based on power running and went on a lark. Shifting to a passing game with admittedly talented receivers, they gave up the big blocking back for more air strike candidates. While yielding impressive passing numbers, the increased dropbacks led to 50 ugly sacks. With the team, and the fans, already reeling from the injuries to star strong safety Troy Polamalu, concerns remain that even the rugged Ben Roethlisberger will eventually meet the same fate if he is not provided with more protection. Without Big Ben the Steelers future would indeed bleed bad luck.
If losing steam this year reflected the Steelers efforts, then look no further than the defense. These former champions of the “D”, are now aging by NFL standards. James Harrison, 31, James Farrior, 34, and Aaron Smith, 33, are closer to the end of their careers than the beginning. This translates into a lost step or two within a game that demands speed. Even the famed Polamalu will turn 29 this April. Relatively young William Gay, who turned 25 on New Years Day, will most likely get burned for the garter jump this Saturday at a wedding reception.
Will new assistant coaches, a larger than life blocking back, a reinvigorated defense, strong 4th quarter play, and capable special teams represent an important part of the formula for turning around the hardship? Time will tell, but remember the Steelers, the NFL's classiest franchise, didn’t make the playoffs the year following their 2006 Super Bowl victory and we now savor the results of 2008. Let’s hope the fruits of the 2009 disappointments repeat the sweetness of 2008, since easy seasons make not champions.
Written by cog
Edited by Fantasy Guru 37
January 6, 2010
NHL Midseason Report
I'm shocked to report that the NHL regular season is halfway over. As fantasy football has ended (except for you crazy playoff managers) and bowl season is dwindling, I have started devoting my my attention to hockey (about time). For the most part, I found most things as I expected them to be. But, as always, there were some shocks as I scanned what had played out in the first 41 games.
January 4, 2010
AFC Wild Card Round
Going into Week 17, seven teams were in contention for the two AFC Wild Card spots. Analysts were in heaven, simulating every scenario and obsessing over the complex tiebreaking procedures. Entering Sunday with a "win and you're in" situation, both the Ravens and Jets emerged from the rubble to claim playoff berths. The AFC division leaders can take a deep sigh of relief as the Steelers, clearly the most dangerous team in contention, have been eliminated, despite Jeff Reed's two fourth quarter field goals. Warning to all Pittsburgh area convenience stores: Fill your paper towel dispensers! And to answer your question, that's a picture of Reed, not a random, burnt out, middle-aged beach bum.
Image of the Week
On Friday, Tim Tebow played his final game in a Florida Gators uniform, ending one of the best careers in the history of collegiate athletics. His accomplishments are many, but the following list highlights the most significant ones.
- All-time SEC leader in rushing touchdowns
- First sophomore to win the Heisman since its inception in 1935
- First three-time Heisman Finalist
- Only NCAA player to pass and rush for at least 20 touchdowns in season
- Two-time National Champion
January 3, 2010
NFC Wild Card Round
With the NFL's Week 17 behind us, the playoff seedings have been determined. Strangely, both NFC Wild Card games are rematches of Week 17. On Sunday, the Cardinals hosted the Packers and the Eagles paid a visit to Cowboys Stadium to face Dallas. The same will occur next weekend.